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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby dingleberry » Thu May 07, 2015 6:16 am

All indications are that the best countries for mail-order brides are in southeast Asia. I'm not sure which country is the best, but I bet it's either Thailand or the Philipines. I've also heard that countries like Brazil, Mexico, Columbia, and India are good places to look too.
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby CrustyOldFart » Mon May 18, 2015 8:41 am

I think mail-order brides would be a good thing providing that there is a money back guarantee where you can return your bride if you are not one hundred percent satisfied. The possibility of trading an old one in for a new one would be nice too, kind of like what they do with smartphones. Doesn't seem like I'm asking for too much does it?
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby dilbert » Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:21 am

Thai Brides, Thai Mail Order Brides, Thai Wife :kiss:
Nice selection! I wonder if the women from Thailand are as spicy as the food from Thailand.
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby MojaveMike » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:57 am

Are all Russian and Ukrainian (mail order) brides scammers?
A little damage control in an attempt to make it sound like most of the agencies out there are not scams. This is not the route to go unless you are truly desperate and even then I'd say you're better off with some lube and a porno!
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby dingleberry » Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:23 am

This may be in bad taste, but I've heard that now is the time to get yerself a Syrian bride. There are supposed to a whole bunch of Syrian women ready, willing, and able to hook up with a guy in the USA even if he lives in a small apartment and drives a beat up car more than twenty years old. Some of you guys who thought you'd never get lucky would be wise not to pass up this chance of a lifetime!
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Re: Syrian Bride

Postby dilbert » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:22 am

dingleberry: At this point with recent technological developments I think that mail-order brides are a thing of the past. Better to just get yourself one of those sex robots. They'll do what you want to do and they won't nag you afterwards to take out the trash. It doesn't get any better than that!
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby ergot » Sat Apr 16, 2016 7:17 am

dilbert: I don't think sex robots are quite there yet, but in a few decades they might be so realistic that they're just as good, if not better than the real thing. But until then you're stuck with imperfect humans who can annoy the heck out of and make you wish that you could live without sex.
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby dingleberry » Mon May 30, 2016 6:43 am

ISIS Now Going Into Online Sex Slave Business
This was actually on Facebook before it got taken down. Would you buy a sex slave for $8000?
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby CrustyOldFart » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:34 am

dingleberry: But what does the customer get for $8000? If all you want is a woman that isn't hideous, then you might get what you want. BUT most of us dream of extremely attractive women and aren't willing to pay good money for an ordinary woman. My guess is that the extremely attractive women are selling for more like $20,000 or more. Not that sex slavery is ever something that should be allowed (nor is objectification of women something which should be encouraged), but before anyone starts fantasizing about amassing a harem of extremely attractive sex slaves, do a little reality-checking. Not only is this kind of thing illegal in every country on the planet, but even if you could get away with it, you're not likely to be able to afford anything worth paying for.
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Postby mrfish » Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:29 am

SEX SLAVES: I'd imagine that somewhere on this planet there is some guy with a hareem of hot sexy sex slaves, but the guy is probably in some third world country and he's probably extremely wealthy by the standards of that country. He has the money to pay off corrupt law enforcement officials and the money to pay for extremely attractive women and has the resources to feed and clothe them and a large and secure facility in which to house them. But don't feel too jealous since in order to have all that he can't have a lot of things that you and I take for granted. The reality is never as good as the fantasy.
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