Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby pdm » Mon May 24, 2021 7:26 am

Woke person gets attacked and calls cops.
Cop: Did you get a good look at your attacker?
Woke Person: Yes, clear as day.
Cop: Great. What color was your attacker?
Woke Person: I can’t answer that, that would be racist.
Cop: I see, was this person male or female?
Woke Person: I can’t answer that, that would not only be sexist, but also it might trigger them as I don’t know their pronouns.
Cop: I understand, were they fat/slim, tall/short?
Woke Person: I can’t answer that, that would be body shaming them.
Cop: OK I got everything I need. Don’t bother calling us when whatever it was attacks you again. I can’t arrest the attacker. I’m not paid enough due to defunding.
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby shotgunmary » Sat May 29, 2021 6:28 am

Do aliens care about social justice? Former Space Force commander reacts
This guy should be reinstated. The military should be used to protect American values, not replace them with Marxist ideology!
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby mrgreen » Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:42 pm

US Women’s Soccer Team To Boycott Scoring Goals Until Racism Is Defeated
Megan Rapinoe and the US Women’s Soccer team have made history at the Olympics by not scoring a single goal to bring awareness to racism. Brave. Stunning. And other buzz words.
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby camel » Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:44 pm

Imagine… Communism (John Lennon Parody)
This is pretty funny, but it could have been funnier.... Basically a good idea, but I'll give the finished product a B for effort.
Would you walk a mile for me?
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby MojaveMike » Tue Aug 17, 2021 6:16 am

Michael Knowles REACTS To "BRAINWASHED" Music Video by Tom Macdonald
The phone in your pocket is a tracking device!
SITUATIONAL DESIGN....
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby pdm » Wed Sep 08, 2021 8:33 am

Tom Macdonald - "Dummies"
Lots of solid lines and good overall message and on top of that it has a nice beat that you can dance to!
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby dilbert » Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:21 am

Greg Kelly: These students are the modern-day Rosa Parks: "All of academia has gone woke-berserk"
It's a multi-cultural center which should mean that everybody is welcome, but it would seem that "woke" people have redefined what it means to be multi-cultural.
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby recluse » Thu Oct 28, 2021 7:11 pm

The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness Will Radicalize YOU!
This might be a book worth getting and if Ben Shapiro likes it, then it can't be all bad.
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby sandman » Wed Nov 10, 2021 6:21 am

Microsoft Takes 'Woke' To Whole New Level In Bonkers Presentation
Some of this wokeness stuff is so ridiculous that it seems to be a parody of itself. Maybe instead of calling it wokeness, it should be called jokeness!
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Re: Cry Bullies, Social Justice Whiners, and Woke-tards

Postby drdesert » Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:47 am

Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 2 - DEAD NAMED
This isn't that far from the truth. Report a robbery and you're not likely to get much help from law enforcement, but should you be accused of some petty, make-believe, fantasy social justice crime and you'll never hear the end of it!
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