shadylady: I think you are thinking of something like this:
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
I'm sure some comedian has already come up with a Kevin Spacey version of the poem. If not, it won't be long!
I think the case against Spacey hinges on a few key elements. If the alleged assault happened in a bar, then why wasn't the kid carded? If Spacey bribed the waiter, then Spacey must have suspected that the kid was younger than 23 (the age the kid claimed to be). The other big deal is the size differential between Spacey and the kid. If Spacey weighs around 180 and the kid only weighed around 120 at the time of the incident, then Spacey could have easily held him down, but otherwise the kid should have been able to push Spacey away easily enough. The other obvious big deal is whether or not anyone witnessed any kind of inappropriate behavior while Spacey and the kid were together.
I agree that at this point it appears that Spacey will win the legal case and possibly even any subsequent lawsuit, but there are still many unknowns and so it's too early to make an informed prediction.