A Glimmer of Hope for the Future?
This gets posted to the Obesity thread because of the bit about Sports Illustrated featuring a 300-pound beached whale on its cover.
Fear of this disaster has already caused the hoarding of Twinkies, Häagen-Dazs, and canned gravy. President Trump, though, is telling citizens not to worry. “No one is losing a single pound while I’m president,” Trump promised. “If we have to, we’ll open up our National Nacho Cheese Sauce Reserve.”
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